What a fucking nutball…

T-Boo backs off on the million dollar offer.  From the AP: 

Pickens wrote Friday in a letter faxed to Kerry, “I am certainly open to your challenge,” but he said he would not pay Kerry unless the senator first provided him with copies of his wartime journals, as well as movies he shot while on patrol and his complete military records for 1971 to 1978.

Pickens said such documentation, which the group has previously sought, would be needed to disprove its ads.

“When you have done so, if you can then prove anything in the ads was materially untrue, I will gladly award $1 million. As you know, I have been a long and proud supporter of the American military and veterans’ causes,” Pickens wrote.

Hey T-Boo… you’re delusional.  You are a “long and proud supporter” of your own pocketbook and your own image.  You gave 3 million dollars to tarnish a true war veteran and to help elect an idiot who couldn’t be bothered to fulfill his own obligations because he likely needed some extra helpings of whiskey and blow. So take your imaginary support of the veterans and stick it up your ass. I’m sure there’s room in that dark, foul place next to your “philanthropy” and “surprising environmentalism.”

You are obviously deranged enough to think people won’t notice that we barely have dental records on the time W. spent in the military, but you can’t back up your own useless hot air about John Kerry all of a sudden if he doesn’t produce 8mm film from 40 years ago.  What a crazy fucking liar you are.

So hey, lets have a look at one of your pithy little sayings and see if you live up to your own words:

Keep success as well as failure in perspective and, most importantly, always play by the rules: Never think you have to cheat to win; there’s no need to bend your principles. As in sports, cheating to win is a hollow victory, at best. But most of all, you won’t feel good about yourself.

Yeah, “always play by the rules”… uh, huh, especially the rules you buy from the legislature.  You are deranged beyond belief if you think the Swift Boat people you gave the $3 million really believe the crap they are selling.  They just want to win elections.  And they will gladly give you a folding chair at their card table if you are that big of a sucker.  Sucker.  They’ll say anything that makes checks come out of your butt.

Couldn’t you find a 9/11 conspiracy group to bankroll?  You’ll find more truth there than at a Swift Boat Veterans for Truth meeting.

Your money won’t buy you out of hell, sir.

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